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Dizzy Feminist

"Your existence isn't impossible, but it's also not very likely." --wtnv
Apr 16 '14

(Source: gambxno)

Apr 16 '14

rosierugosa:

tishue:

there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life

Apr 16 '14

(Source: fuks)

Apr 15 '14

(Source: menscroptop2k14)

Apr 15 '14
"Toxic masculinity hurts men, but there’s a big difference between women dealing with the constant threat of being raped, beaten, and killed by the men in their lives, and men not being able to cry."

Robert Jensen (via quoilecanard)

literally what I say whenever news shows get into their “save the boys” feels

(via masteradept)

(Source: jezebeler)

Apr 15 '14

yungterra:

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Apr 15 '14
docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

(Source: doyouknow-whoyouare)

Apr 15 '14

"People that download music illegally might be arrested."

blaineyandcooper:

aubrey-graham:

“What are you in here for then?”

“Fraud. You?”

“Arson and murder. What about you, kid?”

“The Glee cover of Teenage Dream.”

image

(Source: unendingtragedy)

Apr 15 '14
  • Rest of the World: Kilometers
  • America: No
  • Rest of the World: Celsius
  • America: No
  • Rest of the World: Daylight savings was last week
  • America: NO
  • Rest of the World: day month year
  • America: No
  • Rest of the World: drives on right side of the street
  • America: HELL YESSSS
  • UK: wait
Apr 15 '14

hiphopfightsplaque:

mascara packaging can get really intense???

it’s always like: MEGABLAST ULTRA LASH SUPER INTENSE BLACKEST BLACK WITH OUT BRAND NEW FORMULA ENGINEERED FROM REGENERATIVE DNA OF LIZARDS AND COMES WITH TOP SECRET ADVANCED WAND TECHNOLOGY DESIGNED BY NASA

Apr 15 '14

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train