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Dizzy Feminist

"Your existence isn't impossible, but it's also not very likely." --wtnv
Jul 24 '14

neptunain:

heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet

Jul 24 '14

ohhheck:

otterboxes:

ohhheck:

how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell)

Jul 24 '14
heymissallie:

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it

heymissallie:

then this is natural selection at work and you probably deserved it

Jul 24 '14

murdercityboulevard:

catsfurever:

can we just start a movement where we go to male politicians events and we ask them sexist questions like “if you are elected who will take care of the kids” and “what designer are you wearing tonight” “do you think that your stunted and constipated male emotions will affect your decision making”

that last one tho

Jul 24 '14

Can I put water in the coolant area in my car as a temporary solution so I can drive to a gas station to get actual coolant?

Jul 24 '14

Trying to fix my car but idk what im doing and literally no one is responding to me. Lol stranded and I have to pee.

Jul 24 '14
pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

pizza:

vegbitch:

tonystarktrek:

thejollity:

FUN FACT!

Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins. 

Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.

Pineapples are so metal.

That explains a lot

I KNEW IT. IVE ALWAYS KNOWN PINEAPPLES WERE SUSPICIOUS AND I DIDN’T TRUST THEM. NO LOOK. THE PINEAPPLES ARE EATING US. WAKE UP PEOPLE. PINEAPPLES ARE DANGEROUS.

Jul 24 '14

Lol my car overheated. Lol I don’t have coolant. Lol im stranded at work. Lol I need my car to do my job. Lol this is a gr8 life development.

Jul 24 '14

gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

Jul 24 '14
drakefan666:

nathanmorrow:

queenharkness:

sometimes i don’t even know what the hell star trek is about

You’d be surprised how often shit like this happens in that show.

he got some serious air

drakefan666:

nathanmorrow:

queenharkness:

sometimes i don’t even know what the hell star trek is about

You’d be surprised how often shit like this happens in that show.

he got some serious air

Jul 24 '14

So tired dont want to work why job early ugh